Before making any major life decisions, Alan has one question:
Have you had a snack?
And after that:
Have you tried a nap?
Recommended for:
✨ Existential crises.
✨ Monday afternoons.
✨ Family WhatsApp groups.
✨ People who are one inconvenience away from moving to a cottage.
May result in:
• Softer thoughts.
• Reduced drama.
• Better decisions.
• Waking up convinced life isn't actually over.
Alan would also like to point out that cats have been practising boundaries, naps and nervous system regulation long before humans started making podcasts about it.